Do Let Us make Every Effort to Turn Up there.
And then, when the fellow comes along,
Let Us Simply Turn Our Backs on him.
Or if the fellow IS passing some way, and We are there,
This Idea is not very Original. This has been Done, of which I read in the Reader’s Digest years ago, which reference I forget.
More Importantly, It is Sure to be Most Effective. Plus One More thing, which I shall not mention!