Aka Adam’s Problem. Viz:
On a great day in the Garden of Heaven, Adam calls out to God and says, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What happened, Adam?”, God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden,with all this delicious food and all of these amazing animals, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Adam?”God replies.
Adam says,“My Lord,I am lonely.”
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘woman’ for you.”
Adam asks,“What’s a ‘woman’,My Lord?”
“This ‘woman’ will be the most intelligent,sophisticated,sensitive,caring,and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent and sophisticated that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unconditionally care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect partner for you.”God replies with the heavenly voice.
Adam smiles and says,“Sounds cool.”
“She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.”
“How much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?”, Adam replies.
“She’ll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle.”
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, “Uhmm,My Lord, what can I get for my rib?”
You know the rest of the story.
Happy Thoughts, my Dear Friends!